Pencil Thin Mustache

From The Giant Harmonica Fakebook
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Now they make new movies in old black and white

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With happy endings, where nobody fights

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So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage

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Honey, jump right up and show your age

Chorus:

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I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

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The "Boston Blackie" kind

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A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket

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And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

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I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny

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Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny

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Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

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Then I could solve some myst'ries too

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Then it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast

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Drinkin' on a fake I*. D.

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And Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana

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But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana

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Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

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Then I could solve some myst'ries too

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Then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel

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Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)

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They send you off to college, 

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try to gain a little knowledge,

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But all you want to do is learn how to score 

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Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear

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I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair

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But I can go to movies and see it all there 

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Just the way that it used to be

Chorus:

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Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be 

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Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby

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If I only had a pencil thin mustache

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Then I could do some cruisin' too

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Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah

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Oh, I could do some cruisin' too  


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